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7 signs you’re the pony-mad one at school

If you can relate to any of these, you’re definitely pony obsessed!

Child and pony

1. Cantering’s easier than running

You can often be seen cantering across the playing fields without a care in the world. It’s so much more fun than running anyway, so you and your pony-mad mates will have the last laugh! 

2. The playground’s your dressage arena

It may not have all the school letters in place, but any rectangular space will do! Why waste such a good opportunity to practise your test on foot while you can?

3. You’re the only one who waits for the bell

It’s second nature to hold fire until the bell rings before you pack up and move onto the next class. Just a shame it’s not a dressage or showjumping one!

4. Hurdles is your fave sport in PE 

You have the edge on sports day as your jumping technique’s on point. It makes you feel like your pony does when he’s soaring over fences out on the cross-country course!

5. You treat your bike like it’s a pony

Even though a bike’s just a hunk of metal, you’re still waiting for yours to spook at that garden waste bag, or bolt away from the motorbike that’s just zipped past you. Maybe it even has a stable at night?

6. Everything’s about ponies 

They’re the focus of all your work at school. You love writing pony stories and painting pictures of them, not to mention all the stationery in your horsey pencil case is pony-themed, too! 

7. You pay extra attention in maths 

Learning about area and perimeter is going to be super-important when you have your own yard one day, and need to measure up for stables and paddocks! Plus, being able to convert feet to metres comes in very handy when working out showjumping distances. 

Your Comments

20 responses to “7 signs you’re the pony-mad one at school”

  1. I am soooooooo horse mad! I relate to all of those things especaily the cantering or me pretending to be a horse. But at the same time, when i do these things everyone looks at me weirdly?

  2. Molly says:

    That is defo me apart from paying attention in maths 🙂

  3. horselover300 says:

    im horse MAD! cantering is soooooooooooooo much eaiser then running

  4. charis says:

    all so true apart from i’m the only one who leaves early yo get to class.

  5. PONYMAD🐴 says:

    I always pretend that my bike is a horse 😂

  6. That’s defo right I never think about anything but ponies there sooooo the best thing ever i match up to all of them except three I don’t use the play ground as a dressage arena cos I hate dressage I don’t like maths a waist of time when I what to be a cross country champion my fave subjects story righting cos I can make up stories about ponies much more interesting than maths and I like running as well as cantering why not do them both in a tetrathlon the best pony club sport EVER

  7. Flo says:

    Cantering is sooooo much easier than running!!!!!!!!

  8. Eileen says:

    Please don’t say I’m the only one that doodles ponies in her exercise books?

  9. all of them are me apart from paying attention in maths i hate maths!!!!!!!!!

  10. Violet Rose McKeown says:

    I got yes to every question. I guess i really am horse mad. YAY!!!!

  11. ... says:

    Thought I was horse mad because I wear my riding kit at home sometimes (so comfy, just take the belt off your jodhpurs if you have one) and I spend all my free time with horses, then I did this quiz, and answered no to pretty much all of the questions… Also, I mean, you need to have a strong body for riding, surely running is easy. We only have two legs, so I’m not sure it’s possible to canter anyway.

  12. I am defiantly horse mad and cantering is much better than running , running hurts my legs!

  13. mia says:

    meeee I am horse mad
    hahahahahahah

  14. Issie says:

    So true! Everything is about ponies!

  15. LillyTheHorseMadGirl says:

    YESSSSSSSSSS!
    well cantering is way better than running haha

  16. 🐴Kate (Elf)🐴 says:

    I KNOW RIGHT!

  17. this is me says:

    thats soooooooo me

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