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How pony-mad are you?

Are you the best kind of crazy?

How pony-mad are you?

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You build fences in the garden to make a jumping course for you and your friends

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You're the best hair plaiter in your class - all that practice for shows has paid off!

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If you're not riding, your spare time is filled with horsey activities

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School friends ask what you got for Christmas or your birthday but you realise everything was for your fave pony, or horsey themed!

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Were you dreaming last night? We bet it was about ponies!

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Own clothes day at school – you’re in horsey kit or clothes with horses on them

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You've been known to canter around the playground instead of running

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You get super excited when it rains in the summer – zoomies are on the cards again!

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Spotting ponies from the car – it’s basically a professional sport!

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Fave social follows? They’re all horsey!

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Your non-horsey friends roll their eyes at your horsey stories from the yard.

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Fave smell? Saddle soap mixed with ponies

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No need to think about what you’re doing this weekend. You’ll be at the stables, obvs

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Hay in your hair? Always!

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Your book shelves – packed with horsey stories and copies of PONY mag

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Your clothes have hair on them from washing your saddlepad in the washing machine – oops!

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You've always got dirty fingernails from muddy monsters!

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Your pocket money all goes on ponies

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You always use skipping ropes as reins

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No such thing as a horsey chore – everything’s great when it involves ponies

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Ponies eating – not gross, ASMR!

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You always run to the window if you hear hooves outside

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It’s the week before Christmas but you’re not out Christmas shopping, you’re at or watching London International Horse Show

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You have more model ponies than you can count

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Your school bag? It’s got ponies on it, obvs!

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