Since me and Solly had that bath I told you about a few weeks ago, I’ve totally come around to the idea of this whole bathing thing. Every time I think I could do with a spruce up or a cool down, I go for a quick roll in a poo pile and sidle over to Kate as she comes to the field. She always looks at me, rolls her eyes and says “Again Duggie?! You’ll have to have another bath.” I pretend that I’m a little disappointed at this prospect, but inside I’m punching the air with joy – this is just what I was aiming for! I always look better than Solly, but now I’ll deff be getting all the attention (and treats) from passers by.
Anyway, what else have I been up to? The usual really… we’re still on Kate’s diet until the end of summer because I heard her say we’re “looking well”, but I know what she really means. And she thinks the girls from down the road have stopped bringing us snacks, but she couldn’t be more wrong. I also heard her talking about the latest PONY cover – it’s got a foal on it! She’s right when she says it’s super-cute, but I was a bit worried at first that she’s thinking of swapping me in for a younger model. I was half way through telling Solly my plan to rip out the ponies for sale pages when he told me not to be so ridiculous. He’s not often right, but this time I have to admit, I’d let my thoughts run away with me. Kate’s always said we’re staying forever and that’s all I want. I’d even accept being on a diet for the rest of my life, but don’t tell her that!
Catch up soon PONY readers!