I've decided that the film industry - as a whole - is not where I'm going to make my fame and fortune. The problem is that they just don't know talent when they see it! I applied for the best acting school in the country, and of course, got an audition straight away. I'm sure they knew who I was and must have been desperate to get me in there!

However, the day of the audition arrived and I decided I'd sing the song from Grease, y'know the one where all the guys are around the car singing 'Grease lightning, go grease lightning!' I decided to quiff my hair up and wear jeans and a white t-shirt, like they do in the film. For some strange reason, the panel of experts thought that my audition was some sort of joke! They actually threw me out and said 'This is a serious performing arts school, young man. We don't take lightly to people coming in here and pulling pranks!'

But it wasn't a joke! It was a serious performance! All I can say, is it's their loss!!!

Charlie (slightly miffed!) x