1. Your ideal day is spent…

a. Glued to the telly, watching Hickstead and Milton DVDs on repeat.
b. Hanging out with your pony – who cares about riding, you just like spending time with your four-legged pal.
c. Lessons, lessons and more lessons! You’d sleep in the school if the ‘rents would let you.
d. Going for a wild hack, finding as many logs to tackle as you can!
e. Polishing your tack. Riding without a saddle you can’t see your reflection in just isn’t right. End of.

2. Your mates are all doing different things at the yard one day. Who do you choose to hang out with?

a. Sophie – she’s always happy to help put jumps up for people.
b. Who needs peeps when there’s a pony around? Horse over human company any day!
c. Whoever’s having a riding lesson at the time. The more you can learn, the better!
d. Ella – she’s a speed freak, you can be sure of a good gallop on a hack with her.
e. Matt – he’s an ace with the clippers and will have your pony looking gorgeous in no time.

3. You just can’t live without...

a. A bling browband – no, make that bling everything! It’s all about the rocks.
b. Your pony – he’s your BFF!
c. Your instructor. If your 20-metre circles aren’t improving, what’s the point?
d. A body protector. ‘Nuff said.
e. Your sparkly PONY tee. You are the yard fashionista, after all.

4. If your pony could talk, he’d describe you as…

a. That pony-mad thing that’s always making me jump massive fences – I barely get to move ten paces without having to leap over something!
b. A true friend, she always seems to know what I want… Usually a huge carrot or a packet of polos!
c. A right perfectionist, that one. How many times can a pony do a flying change? I swear it was spot on first time around, but who am I to question the master...
d. Totally bonkers! Who knew leaping ditches from a flat-out gallop could be so much fun?
e. My personal stylist! You always make sure I’m the best-looking pony on the yard.

5. Your best subject at school is definitely...

a. Maths – how else did you learn to count strides so well?
b. Languages: French, German, pony…. You’re fluent in pretty much everything.
c. Science – it’s all about accuracy.
d. Sports. Bring on the adrenaline!
e. Art – you can make anything look good.

6. Your fave horse is...

a. Peppermill
b. American Pie
c. Moorlands Totilas
d. Flint Curtis
e. Black Beauty

7. Your riding instructor tells you that you need to work on your sitting trot. You say…

a. BORing… Show me the jumps!
b. Positon smission. As long as my pony’s happy I don’t mind.
c. Quick, tell me how to perfect it!
d. Sure – dressage is important after all, even if I would rather be galloping flat out.
e. OK… but my pony looks good, so does it really matter?

Now check out the results below to find out which horsey celeb you're most like!

Mostly As

You’re the next Ellen Whitaker! You’ve got a passion for showjumping and rank pretty high in the style stakes, too. Six-foot oxers, riding at Olympia, modeling horsey gear, signing autographs… You could manage that! Just make sure you concentrate on your riding basics too – being a successful showjumper isn’t just about finding the biggest fences.

Mostly Bs

Kelly Marks eat your heart out! You do enjoy riding, but making sure your pony is happy is the most important thing to you. You can bond with any pony and love a good challenge. Best of all, ponies are as mad about you as you are about them!

Mostly Cs

Step aside Laura Bechtolsheimer! If anyone’s got the drive and passion for dressage, it’s you, and luckily, you’ve got the talent to match. Your keenness to learn will only see you improve and if you play your cards right, you might bag yourself your very own Totilas one day! Just remember that riding should be fun, so treat yourself to the odd hack to keep you and your pony happy.

Mostly Ds

Just call yourself Mary King! You’ve certainly got the right attitude for eventing – dressage might not be hot on your list of priorities, but you put the work in because you know it’ll improve your cross-country. Just try not to go too wild – your pony might not be quite as enthusiastic about ditches as you are!

Mostly Es

Lynn Russell’s got competition! Anyone who loves cleaning tack as much as you will make it in the showing world. You know exactly how to make both you and your pony look your best, and your flair for turnout will win you rosettes by the bucket load! Just remember not to neglect your riding, as that’s just as important as looking good in this discipline.