Ok, now I'm getting kinda fed up of kids laughing at me in my reindeer costume! I mean, surely celebs like me shouldn't have to put up with this sort of behaviour? If I hear one more child go ‘Look mummy, it's a pregnant reindeer' I'm going to explode! I might be festivally plump, but I am by no means that large!

Charlene says it's because I've been eating so much Christmas cake... oh and the chocolates... and turkey with stuffing balls... and don't forget the sweets! I reckon she's just jealous of the mountains of food my fans send me each Christmas - sadly Mum does make me share!

I hope you're all ready for Christmas and getting excited. Maybe Rudolph will be ill this year and I can put my new reindeer costume to use by pulling his sleigh. Some magic reindeer dust could come in handy!

Best be off - I've got antlers to polish!

See you next week,

Charlie x