Colonel has been working hard on compiling his second Annual report. Warning: this document contains highly sensitive and never-before-seen information about PONY: The Annual 2011 - so this is for PONY Annual fans' eyes only!

Colonel's Annual report

As the most esteemed and respectable PONY pony, I have once again taken it upon myself to issue an Annual report on PONY: The Annual 2011.

This very serious and important document took many hours to compile (interrupting my busy schedule of eating, sleeping and eating) and, therefore, your full attention would be very much appreciated.

Summary of findings

• 10-step plan to getting a clear round - no excuses!
• 10 reasons ponies rock! We all know they do, but there is never any harm in justifying that fact.
• Photostory: What's wrong with Tim? Follow a team of pony peeps as they embark on a compelling mission to unravel this strange mystery.
• Foal to full-grown It's a long journey, but someone has to take you on it. That's us.
• Over 100 pages jam-packed with riding and pony care features, stories, breed files and real-life experiences, as well as makes, puzzles and quizzes.

Atten-shun!

May I draw your attention to the most important pages of PONY: The Annual 2011 - pages 58-59 and 72-73, where you can follow yours truly on an investigation into one of the greatest mysteries of all time.

For such a big and important mission, it was also necessary to recruit my three best juniors to assist on the case: don't miss D.I Duggie, Sergeant Soloman and G.I Gypsy reporting for duty.

Colonel's Annual conclusive findings:

Having carefully compared PONY: The Annual 2011 against every other book of its kind, I hereby conclude it to be the best, biggest, and most colourful and original specimen any PONY-mad individual could wish to get their hands on.

After a big pile of hay, a cosy thick bed of straw in my stable and a bucket full of pony nuts, PONY: The Annual 2011 is officially my companion of choice.

For PONY readers only!

Please take this report in the greatest confidence and try to refrain from accidentally distributing of any of its findings. Top secret means top secret!

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