The other day for example, they came up to the field, but instead of opening the gate and walking in, they sat on the floor outside the fence!

Colonel and Soloman just ignored them of course, but me being so brave, I went to investigate.

At first I thought they were just having a rest and sitting in a really rubbish picnic spot, but when I wandered over and poked my head over the fence, they started snapping away with that darned camera!

It must be my wonderfully handsome looks that keep bringing them back to the yard because I couldn't see any sandwiches or snacks.

Anyway, they then started talking about trying to get ‘arty' photos, as supposedly these are far more interesting than me just in a field. Pah! Arty shmarty! Who are they kidding?

Finally they seemed to have got the shot they wanted, but I have to say I was totally un-impressed when I saw it.

It definitely isn't my best side, and they could have made a bit more of an effort, but hey, I'm just the model so what do I know.

Speak soon,

Duggie x