Boys vs ponies

Ponies vs Boys

Boys, what are they like? Our quiz in this month’s PONY will determine how you feel about boys at the yard – and here’s some opinions of PONY readers on the same subject. And if you’re a boy, and you think you’re getting a raw deal, scroll down to the bottom of this feature to see what you can do about it!

Boys vs ponies - the girls' view!

Horses may be able to break your bones, but boys can break your heart! Chloe

Horses smell better. Hannah

I prefer ponies because you don't get into huge arguments or fights with them. Annie

If you make plans, you know your pony won't change them! Chloe

Ponies don't talk back! Kara

Ponies are better, deffo! They are more loyal and obedient and would never tell your secrets. Megan

Ponies never judge you, they always love you! Holly

Ponies win every time! Ponies don't cancel dates with lame excuses. Kayleigh

Ponies are never annoying or smelly, and they never hit you (like my brother!). They don't take your friends' attention and are much cuter! Alice

Ponies don't lie. Sometimes guys do. Ponies don't judge you by your past, or where you come from. Rachel

I like boys - they show a different point of view and they are usually laid back - but they definitely don't understand girls! Ponies can't talk so they can never hurt you emotionally, and they will always be there for you. Abbie

Ponies listen. Boys don't. Simple as that! Immie

Ponies are best, obviously! Boys are great, but they can be a right pain. So can ponies, but with ponies you can have a bond that will never be broken. Lucy

Ponies don't cheat on you with another girl. Rachel

Horses and ponies are beautiful and amazing and are always there for you, no matter what. They can cheer you up. They are smart, funny, kind and just make you smile. Although boys can make you laugh and smile and all that, they still don't beat ponies. Ponies are always there for you whereas boys come and go. Catriona

You can always trust ponies, and they don't make things complicated. Sasha

Ponies are great because to pony-lovers, they are like people. They make you happy and stop you from being sad. They're wild, but they're always there to depend on. They're graceful and beautiful. India

Ponies are better than boys because they always understand, can't moan about football, will do what you ask if you ask nicely, make an effort to do something, won't get tired of seeing you and, most importantly, won't fall in love with another girl and dump you! Anna

Boys - don't sit there fuming at the injustice of it all, we want to hear from you! What do you think about the girls at your yard or Pony Club? Come on, get your own back and make your feelings known. Send us an email about how you feel, and we'll include it in next month's PONY!